Now go away so I can give my girlfriend a pearl necklace. No, not the jewelry, this:

She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin'about, [see notes]
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

Doesn't that word look a lot like bullshit?

furries

It turns out that ghosts exist. Remember http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 25554? I was brutally murdered, and everything was horrible. But now, I'm starting a new... life.

AS A POLTERGIEST!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I ate stuff and fucked yesterday. What did you do?

I WAS TALKING TO EPICFAIL ON FUCKING YIM AND HE TOLD ME FUNK WAS HACKED

HERE IS THE STORY

I'M NUMBERSBANNED.

numbersbanned: Oh.
numbersbanned: You know
numbersbanned: Dry-Ice hasn't accessed his account since the hack.
Reb: Yeah.
Reb: I dont know if funk has.
Reb: I feel bad for him.
Reb: I really do.
Reb: He's a great guy.
numbersbanned: FUNK WAS HACKED?
numbersbanned: HOLY SHIT!
Reb: ....yes.
Reb: http://funkbrs.newgrounds.com
numbersbanned: I JUST SAW IT
numbersbanned: WHAT THE FUCK
Reb: yupp.
Reb: hes been my fav mod my whole time here.
Reb: him and i talked quite a bit.
Reb: serious talks too.
Reb: long PMs about shit.
numbersbanned: HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO HATE!
Reb: He taught me how to hate more.
Reb: More than I already do.
Reb: He called me his brother.
numbersbanned: I HOPE THAT FUCKING CUNT DIES IN A FIRE
Reb: Yeah.
Reb: Me too.
Reb: I was thiking of calling him on actually.
numbersbanned: IT'S BEEN 3 MINUTES AND I''M SITLL PISSED AS FUCK
numbersbanned: FUCK
numbersbanned: I might post this as a newspost.
Reb: ?
numbersbanned: I MEAN SHIT
numbersbanned: IT'S THAT BAD.
Reb: Yeah.
Reb: It is.
Reb: I don't know how they do it.
Reb: It will be gone some day.
numbersbanned: HOPEFULLY BY PAINFUL DEATH.

THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE BUT FOR THE SAFETY OF EPICFAIL'S ACCOUNT I REMOVED IT. SHIT

furries

Stupid Version: I HAVV A FORUM GO JOIN IT NAOO >:C
Smart Version: I have a forum, called The Worst Forum Ever. I'd appreciate it if you'd join, seeing as I only have 3 members that barely post. I've already set up a few--err, 17 topics, so go check those out. Once again, appreciate it if you'd join.

http://theworstforumever.prophpbb.com

...I HAVV A FORUM GO JOIN IT NAOO >:C

(Also, my name on there is Bodhisattva. Like on my blog. My blog can be found here: http://bodhisattvasblog.blogspot.com/)

This is what it would look like. Just so you know, I used the code javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode = 'on'; void 0 to make sure it looked as retarded as possible. I start out with my own userpage.
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked1.jpg
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked2.jpg

I continue with the Flash Portal.
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked3.jpg
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked4.jpg

I just give up on life at the Audio and Art Portals.
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked5.jpg
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af 341/KyleMcCormick/IfNGwashacked6.jpg
[...]

It was good. Also, let us memorize the life of TheBannable, my second alt. He was only posting for four days before he was shot down. But now I have another alt, so everything's fine.

Also, the BananaBreadMuffin was good.

Mmmmmmmm.